The Taste of the Universal Taco Bell

This time I have a handful of gray hairs that have moved in with the brown – the recession bad for follicles, too, who find themselves subletting out headspace even to the undesirable grays, just to maintain maximum occupancy. Then, I turned the pages and took in the words not by choice but by the […]

Confessions of Nerdery

I dig Algebra. It’s my favorite form of math. I aced Algebra I and II. 3x + 4 = 12 … Solve for x I like problem solving stuff and answering questions where you can go back and verify, knowing immediately if your answer is right or wrong. When a test was over, you basically […]

The Buck Starts Here

I’m nostalgic and more sentimental than a 30-something dude should be. And like your memory, the older you get, the worse it gets. Unfortunately, just like your memory, the older you get, the worse it … wait, I just said that, didn’t I? Man. A random song instantly makes me think of that time I […]