At the end of last year, I made the blunder you hear people make in movies all the time. The “Well, at least it can’t get any worse!” mistake. And then, a bus plows through the person’s bedroom as a plethora of mimes hop out and pretend to pull one another out by a fake […]
I loved this time of year, when I was in elementary school. From the first week of December on, there was a buzz in the air. It started with St. Nick and every kid coming to school all hopped up on stockings full of candy, then dealing extras to one another in exchange for candies […]
This very week, back when I was five years old, I had to go into surgery and have my tonsils removed. But I sometimes wonder if the doctor removed my testicles, too. When I look at my taste in music, it looks like the album collection of a 12-year-old girl in 1976. Not to mention, […]
Christian Slater uttered those words in True Romance. On my drive home tonight, I found myself thinking about some great shows that got canceled way too early. And that’s when this quote came to mind. I went from being bummed by all the great shows that only lasted a season to thinking maybe early cancellation […]
At night, the heavier the wind blows outside, the emptier the bed feels inside.
Did you hear that sigh of relief? It sounds a lot like that which you hear after sitting on the couch and unbuttoning your jeans following Thanksgiving dinner. Ahhhhhh. That’s how I feel now that I have a week’s worth of employment under my belt, again. Since college, I had been blessed with gainful employment. […]
Really! Seriously! It will. I forgot how tired working makes you. And working out. Throw the two together, and I’m a turd on the couch by 8pm! But this weekend I’m devising a new, regular blogging schedule. I like having this structure in my life, again. Waking up, having a job to go to. Coming […]